A former mayor of a Lancashire town has admitted breaking into women's homes and stealing their underwear.
Hey, it's not the best crime to commit and probably won't help his standing in the community but there have been worse crimes committed by politicians.
Ian Stafford, 59, of Sandycroft Place, Preesall, resigned as mayor of Preesall when he was arrested in connection with the missing garments.
Ah, fuck, Ian. It was all going so well. Why, oh, why would you do such a thing?
Oh. Well. Now it makes sense. And it's okay if you refer to the panties as "your friends."