Nov 4, 2009

Oscar the Grouch Opens a Can of Whoop Ass

Conservatives are pissed at a dude who lives in a trash can.

During a Sesame Street segment, Oscar finds himself interviewing a puppet celebrity. A crabby viewer calls in to rebuke him after one of his subjects begins kissing him.


“I am changing the channel," the viewer crows. "From now on I am watching ‘Pox’ News. Now there is a trashy news show.”

OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!

Now conservatives are launching attacks. On a puppet.


"If Mom and Dad watch cable news, it’s better than 50/50 they watch 'POX News. So what gives? PBS — a network partially funded with my tax dollars — has the right to tell my kids that their parents watch “trashy” news?"

Are Mom and Dad watching Pox News? Pox? POX.


"The message is clear, I can’t even sit my kids in front of 'Sesame Street' without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority. And don’t tell me, 'If you don’t like it change the channel.' There are no channels left! It’s everywhere. Just last week I had Obama’s service and volunteerism promoted on every single major network, including Disney and Nickelodeon."

My God, your life is hellish. Maybe you can whip out some old Amos and Andy episodes for them to watch.

One tiny comment. One. And they lose their shit.

So pathetic.

4 comments:

TheGigaShadow said...

Everyone knows Andrew Breitbart is a douche bag.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like they're doing a parody of the format of show that Fox News has. So unless they think that Monsterpiece Theatre is a burn on PBS they're certainly overreacting.

Of course, Oscar is also telling the truth. It's barely an issue of left or right wing, it's just a trashy news channel

André said...

just stop watching television.
i did, and it's wonderfull. only turn on the box to watch a movie or play a dvd.
it's awesome, when you go out, someone is sure to make you laugh

Anonymous said...

"One tiny comment. One. And they lose their shit."

Humm, they say the definition of a hypocrite is someone who complains about the amount of sex and violence on their vcr.

There are countless posts of yours on here where some obscure person makes a single off hand comment and you devote a blog to making fun of them.

So how much Sex in The City do you have on tape?