During a Sesame Street segment, Oscar finds himself interviewing a puppet celebrity. A crabby viewer calls in to rebuke him after one of his subjects begins kissing him.
“I am changing the channel," the viewer crows. "From now on I am watching ‘Pox’ News. Now there is a trashy news show.”
OH, NO YOU DIDN'T!
Now conservatives are launching attacks. On a puppet.
"If Mom and Dad watch cable news, it’s better than 50/50 they watch 'POX News. So what gives? PBS — a network partially funded with my tax dollars — has the right to tell my kids that their parents watch “trashy” news?"
Are Mom and Dad watching Pox News? Pox? POX.
"The message is clear, I can’t even sit my kids in front of 'Sesame Street' without having to worry about the Left attempting to undermine my authority. And don’t tell me, 'If you don’t like it change the channel.' There are no channels left! It’s everywhere. Just last week I had Obama’s service and volunteerism promoted on every single major network, including Disney and Nickelodeon."
My God, your life is hellish. Maybe you can whip out some old Amos and Andy episodes for them to watch.
One tiny comment. One. And they lose their shit.