Privatization Is Awesome Example #764

Privatization is obviously the best thing that has ever happened to America. It increases spending and decreases efficiency. Now some hippy has filed a lawsuit against his former employer, KBR (subsidiary of Haliburton), because they aren't doing shit right.

The lawsuit also accuses KBR of shipping ice in mortuary trucks that “still had traces of body fluids and putrefied remains in them when they were loaded with ice. This ice was served to U.S. forces.”

Mmmm. Human flavored ice. 7-11 is actually creating a human flavored Slurpee as I write.

Eller also accuses KBR of failing to maintain a medical incinerator at Joint Base Balad, which has been confirmed by two surgeons in interviews with Military Times about the Balad burn pit. Instead, according to the lawsuit and the physicians, medical waste, such as needles, amputated body parts and bloody bandages were burned in the open-air pit.

“Wild dogs in the area raided the burn pit and carried off human remains,” the lawsuit states. “The wild dogs could be seen roaming the base with body parts in their mouths, to the great distress of the U.S. forces.”

Now that is a morale booster! If I had a dime for every time I saw one of my friend's arms in a dog's mouth, I would be a millionaire. That's just life.