Many people don't know that we have a new Capital Visitor Center in DC. It's an exciting place to learn about our government and not about Jesus, according to South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint (which translates to Jim of the Mint).
The Capitol Visitor Center is designed to tell the history and purpose of our nation’s Capitol, but it (1) fails to appropriately honor our religious heritage that has been critical to America’s success.Um. What would that be? Quakers? Maybe some American Indian myths?
You (2)cannot accurately tell the history of America or its Capitol by ignoring the religious heritage of our Founders and the generations since who relied on their faith for strength and guidance.Oh, you mean the fake history insane Christians are pretending is real. No, we didn't include that. We also didn't include anything about Hobbits saving us from Mordor.
One of our Founders was Thomas Jefferson, Jim. He probably would have raped you.
The millions of visitors that will visit the CVC each year (3)should get a true portrayal of the motivations and inspirations of those who have served in Congress since its establishment.Totally. And there should be a talking robot unicorn to memorialize the Great Unicorn War.
Say hi to Jesus for me, Jimmy!
1 comment:
I agree with Minty. In fact, I don't really talk about it too much, but I was involved with the early concepting of the visitor's center, but I quit when my Salem Witch Trials exhibit was kiboshed.
We fucked those pagan bitches good and we should let tourists know about it !
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