Nov 24, 2008

Fox News Seeks Ugly, Lame Liberal


It seems Alan Colmes is leaving Hannity and Colmes.
Alan Colmes will relinquish his role as co-host of Hannity & Colmes at the end of the year.

In announcing his decision, Colmes said, “I approached Bill Shine (FNC’s Senior Vice President of Programming) earlier this year about wanting to move on after 12 years to develop new and challenging ways to contribute to the growth of the network. Although it’s bittersweet to leave one of the longest marriages on cable news, I’m proud that both Sean (Hannity) and I remained unharmed after sitting side by side, night after night for so many years.”

Colmes will continue to have a presence on FNC as he will serve as a liberal commentator on a variety of FOX News programming, including Foxnews.com’s The Strategy Room and continue hosting his radio program, The Alan Colmes Show on FOX Talk, a division of FOX News Radio. He will also begin developing a weekend program.

I am shivering with excitement as I ponder the idea of an hour of Colmes on the weekend. But who will Hannity choose as a replacement? The liberal must be shockingly unattractive, so Hannity's frat boy look stands out. The liberal also must be somewhat cowardly and lose all arguments.

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