Aug 13, 2008

Now Here Come The Bigfoots

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? First a human/pig hybrid is born in China, then a monster washes up onshore in Montauk, followed by the first video of a chupacabra and now, we have found a dead bigfoot - and have probably started a war with them.

It seems a couple of Georgia idiots have stumbled across a dead bigfoot and will have a press conference tomorrow to display the body. Pics are already up online.



The press conference will be in Palo Alto, California on Friday. Imagine how smelly the body will be by then. Really bad timing.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306


This will basically start a war with the bigfoots, who we have lived in a peaceful truce with for years. Now, after taking and degrading a body of one of their own, we have essentially kicked off hostilities. The bigfoots probably have very strict rules regarding disposing of their dead. From what I understand, they attack you with their feet first. Just a tip.

How many monsters can we fight at once?

Oh, and the website I took the story from last night is GONE. VANISHED! The mystery deepens....

2 comments:

Denis Faye said...

Man! There's that gorilla suit! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for that thing!

And my pig entrails! They found those too!

Roy said...

Was the corpse missing an arm?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktcQ2A32cU