Republican John McCain's wife has been treated for a "minor sprain" after someone at a campaign event in Michigan shook her hand firmly.
Jesus, what happens if you punch her? Does she turn to dust?
A campaign spokeswoman says Cindy McCain left the West Bloomfield, Mich., campaign event Wednesday for X-rays at a local hospital after an enthusiastic supporter squeezed too much. McCain's wife has had previous surgeries for carpal tunnel syndrome and the handshake exacerbated the condition.
Maybe she got carpal tunnel by shoveling all those pills into her pill hole.
GOP presidential candidate John McCain's wife Cindy took to the airwaves last week, recounting for Jane Pauley and Diane Sawyer the tale of her onetime addiction to Percocet and Vicodin, and the fact that she stole the drugs from her own nonprofit medical relief organization.
You know what would help that wrist pain, Cindy? Percocet.