Aug 13, 2008

Ex-Drug Addict Hurts Hand During Common Handshake

If this had happened to John McCain, I would have chalked it up to age, but Cindy is a spry 54.

Republican John McCain's wife has been treated for a "minor sprain" after someone at a campaign event in Michigan shook her hand firmly.

Jesus, what happens if you punch her? Does she turn to dust?
A campaign spokeswoman says Cindy McCain left the West Bloomfield, Mich., campaign event Wednesday for X-rays at a local hospital after an enthusiastic supporter squeezed too much. McCain's wife has had previous surgeries for carpal tunnel syndrome and the handshake exacerbated the condition.

Maybe she got carpal tunnel by shoveling all those pills into her pill hole.

GOP presidential candidate John McCain's wife Cindy took to the airwaves last week, recounting for Jane Pauley and Diane Sawyer the tale of her onetime addiction to Percocet and Vicodin, and the fact that she stole the drugs from her own nonprofit medical relief organization.

You know what would help that wrist pain, Cindy? Percocet.

2 comments:

Denis Faye said...

Which one is the pill hole?

Percocet Prescription Medication said...

My name is Monica Stone and i would like to show you my personal experience with Percocet.

I am 35 years old. Have been on Percocet for 7 days now. It did help the pain but the side effects weren't worth it. I'd rather have the pain.

I have experienced some of these side effects-
nausea, very itchy, racing heart, anxiety, flashing lights(almost hallucinogenic?), weird dreams, tiredness

I hope this information will be useful to others,
Monica Stone