Aug 12, 2008

Great, Now We Have To Fight Chupacabras

This is really becoming horrible. First we get the man-faced pig bullshit in China, then the Montauk Monster and now, well, it's a God damn Chupacabra. On fucking video.

That's the last thing we need. Look at the size of the snout on that thing! You know what they use snouts for? Baby eating. Hide your babies, ladies! If there is one, then you can assume there are 8 thousand more running around, killing babies. Jesus Christ, where the fuck is Kolchak?

Okay, Dad, maybe we do have an immigrant problem.

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