Jul 28, 2008

We Are All Going To Die

I don't know how else to respond to this story, other than to accept this is the end of mankind. Why else would this creature exist?

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

"It's hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!" Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng's wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

"My God, it was so scary. I didn't known what it was. I was really frightened," she said.

"But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk."
Well, there son is obviously a moron. But the neighbors are even dumber.
Neighbors have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.
Um, have you ever seen a horror movie? Ever? If this thing grows up, a lot of people die.


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random thought: monkey-pig or man-pig?

Anonymous said...

you are correct re Palin...