Jul 21, 2008

Titties Given Freedom

After a long battle in the courts, Janet Jackson's breasts are finally free to do whatever in the hell they want. I'm not a lawyer, but that's my interpretation.
Federal judges today tossed out the $550,000 fine levied against CBS Corp. after Janet Jackson's breast was briefly bared during the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, ruling that the Federal Communications Commission "acted arbitrarily and capriciously" in penalizing the network for a "fleeting image of nudity."
Those are big words, so don't expect an explanation here. Go to some smart, boring blog. As far as we are concerned, those titties can now roam the world without fear of prosecution or, even, death.

Sadly, the breast already appears to be some sort of cyborg.

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