How Large Can One Asshole Become?

That's the question we need our scientists working ASAP, because our president is setting records. He has the sense of humor of a drunken frat guy - mostly because he is a drunken frat guy. I'm surprised he didn't slap some women on the ass after he belted out this gem at the end of the G8 summit.

President George Bush signed off with a defiant farewell over his refusal to accept global climate change targets at his last G8 summit.

As he prepared to fly out from Japan, he told his fellow leaders: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

President Bush made the private joke in the summit's closing session, senior sources said yesterday.

I bet that got a good laugh.

Think it couldn't be worse? Oh, it was.

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

What an asshole.