Bestest Candidate Nominee!!!

Meet Republican Senate candidate Sue Lowden. I love a lady who knows how to get a bargain! Especially when it comes to cancer treatment or sewing up a bleeding wound.

And if you want to save $20,000, good for you. Save it pre-tax."

"And I would have suggested, and I think that bartering is really good. Those doctors who you pay cash, you can barter, and that would get prices down in a hurry. And I would say go out, go ahead out and pay cash for whatever your medical needs are, and go ahead and barter with your doctor."

But, that's only IF you want to save 20K. If you don't want to, then just, you know, pay the $120,000 in cash.

Other options include trading some of your gold bars for that kidney you need, or hand over your box o'pearls for that iron lung. And for those emergency situations in which you find yourself unconscious, have a money roll implanted in your chest cavity so doctors will find it when they open you up.

Seriously, people, just think about it.

Sue Lowden, 2010. Money comes out of her asshole.