If you're ever lucky enough to be in Afghanistan, Gunnery Sgt. Benjamin Lepping’s left butt cheek has a special surprise.
Yep. He's got a wonderful tattoo of Sarah Palin on his ass, conveniently located very close to his anus.
Or, as Lepping puts it, "the hottest cougar in the Republican Party."
Well, then, throw up a horrible version of her face on your ass. I can't see how she wouldn't be flattered. Nothing gets a woman to drop her pants quicker than her face on your shit area.
Stay classy, soldier. And good luck to your future wife.