May 28, 2010

First A Tsunami and Now This...

Indonesia's Aceh province was wiped out by a tidal wave four years ago and now something even more horrible has arrived - a complete lack of camel toes.

Authorities in a devoutly Islamic district of Indonesia's Aceh province have distributed 20,000 long skirts and prohibited shops from selling tight dresses as a regulation banning Muslim women from wearing revealing clothing took effect Thursday.

Like a dagger through the heart of every 12 year old boy.

During raids Thursday, Islamic police caught 18 women traveling on motorbikes who were wearing traditional headscarves but were also dressed in jeans. Each woman was given a long skirt and her pants were confiscated. They were released from police custody after giving their identities and receiving advice from Islamic preachers.

That denim is too close to your vagina and ass, miss. Put on a skirt so when you ride your motorbike, it blows up and gives everyone a complete shot of your junk.

1 comment:

André said...

"yeah,they're all fucking traumatized..lets get over there and tell them the tsunami was god's vengence for their display os womans cuddly bits"

fuck, muslims are just like pedophiles in an orfanage