Apr 29, 2010

Get Ready For A Dog Fuckers Protest

Florida is going to try to make beastiality illegal. Again. They've tried before but the bill always stalls out, unlike when they made gay marriage illegal and when they made it illegal for gays to adopt children.

The Florida Senate is taking another shot at passing the long overdue law prohibiting sex with animals.

The law, unanimously passed by the Senate on Monday, would make it a first-degree misdemeanor to commit bestiality, with a penalty of up to a year in jail.

The Senate had passed a similar bill last year, but it fizzled out before it came before the House. A House bill has a similar measure but it has yet to be debated.

Um. I'll vote on this but first I want to take my goat to Jacksonville for the weekend.

Dog fucking has become a serious problem in Florida, as you can see here.

We previously blogged about the Mossy Head guy.

And the woman who had sex with a dog -- and taped it.

Then there was the culinary student that had sex with his dog.

The the pit bull that was sexually assaulted. Yes, someone had sex with a pit bull.

And lastly, the the Palm Coast woman who adopted shelter dogs just so she could have sex with them.

Although, I gotta hand it to the lady who adopted dogs to fuck them. That's pretty awesome. Talk about wanting it.

Good luck, Florida! We're all hoping you are able to make hamster fucking as illegal as two people of the same sex getting married.

2 comments:

pagnaet said...

I thought the whole argument against gay marriage was because it's in the same ballpark as bestiality. Maybe they needed precedent before going after the dog-fucker lobby.

Pedro R. said...

Wait, so gay sex with human, NO!!!!
Sex with a cow...unnn, I don't know. Maybe? That cow does look hot.