Jan 4, 2010

Airport Security Is About To Get Super Weird

Well, this isn't good news.
Al Qaeda has developed a new tactic that allows suicide bombers to breach even the tightest security, as CBS News correspondent Sheila MacVicar reports.
Oh dear.
Taking a trick from the narcotics trade - which has long smuggled drugs in body cavities - Asieri had a pound of high explosives, plus a detonator inserted in his rectum.
Not only does it kill your intended victims, but it also produces a shuddering orgasm.

Double win. For them, anyway.


Hi, my name is Abdullah and I have a pound of something in my ass.

Edit: Forgot the link

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/09/28/eveningnews/main5347847.shtml for the original report

pagnaet said...

Im kind of glad my car gets decent gas mileage, as flying is a fucking nightmare. Road trips are so much more fun.