Dec 2, 2009

Bestest Candidate Nominee!


When looking for a candidate who bests represents my interests, I look for three things: Has he fucked the current president? Has he done blow with the current president? Has he spent over a decade in prison? I finally have my guy.

Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed that he "took drugs [and] had homo sex with Obama" is now running for Congress in Florida’s 24th district. His slogan: "I have served my time, now it's time I serve my Country."

Greatest campaign slogan ever? Yes. I might have gone with, "I've nailed the president, now it's time to nail Iran," but his is better.
Sinclair has been convicted of larceny, theft, check forging and credit card fraud and has served over 16 years in prison in Florida and Colorada where he was disciplined 97 times for infractions including assault, threats, drug possession, intimidation, and verbal abuse.

It's called "experience."

“It is what it is,” said a Sinclair spokesman regarding his criminal past.

He just got all Buddhist on your ass.

4 comments:

jason said...

you know the worst thing about this story is that if he were to get on the ballot i bet some fucking idiots would vote for him.

pagnaet said...

What do you expect. Its fucking Florida.

elaine said...

Check out the brilliant folks that we actually have in office in the suburbs of Memphis. I wish this were a joke.

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/dec/04/mayor-fires-at-obama-online/?cid=Facebook

André said...

i can totally imagine obama all muscled in the joint, goin around making people his bitch