Nov 10, 2009

So, We're Not Going To Die?

I don't know how to feel about this.

The world is not coming to an end on December 21, 2012, the US space agency insisted Monday in a rare campaign to dispel widespread rumors fueled by the Internet and a new Hollywood movie.


But it's in a movie. ON SCREEN. How can it not be real?

"There is no factual basis for these claims," NASA said in a question-and-answer posting on its website.

After all, "our planet has been getting along just fine for more than four billion years," added NASA.


Then they pull out the old "four-billion years" line. Fuck you, liars.

We're doomed. The only man who can save is is John Cusack, who will drive us to safety in his limo.

3 comments:

André said...

that 4 billion year line is just like saying gramps aint gonna die cuz after all, he´s been around for 107 years.
still, it saddens me to think that my last day on earth rape spree will remain unfulfilled

pagnaet said...

If all else fails, theres the LHC. If the Mayans cant do it, then science can fulfill your dreams.

libhom said...

The only way that John Cusack can save the world is by making out with me. The Mayan calender says so.