The world is not coming to an end on December 21, 2012, the US space agency insisted Monday in a rare campaign to dispel widespread rumors fueled by the Internet and a new Hollywood movie.
But it's in a movie. ON SCREEN. How can it not be real?
Then they pull out the old "four-billion years" line. Fuck you, liars.
"There is no factual basis for these claims," NASA said in a question-and-answer posting on its website.
After all, "our planet has been getting along just fine for more than four billion years," added NASA.
We're doomed. The only man who can save is is John Cusack, who will drive us to safety in his limo.