Nov 5, 2009

God Fires Warning Shot Over Glenn Beck's Tummy

God tried to kill Glenn Beck today. Sadly, he failed.

Glenn Beck suffered a sudden attack of appendicitis Wednesday and was taken to an undisclosed hospital to have his appendix removed.

The appendix is the organ that catches all of your stupid that your brain can't process. Obviously, in Glenn's case, it was overwhelmed.

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