Oct 6, 2009

That's Why Pepsi Tastes Like Cock and Balls


I had no idea until now. It all makes sense.
A group that advocates "traditional family values" claims it has the signatures of 500,000 people who have pledged to boycott Pepsi over what it says are the company's activities promoting gay rights.
Boo. Soft drinks love man sex. Boo.
The American Family Association, which boasts "2.5 million online supporters," "asked PepsiCo to be neutral in the culture war and not support the homosexual agenda," it said in a press release Tuesday. "PepsiCo refused. The company continues to give financial support to homosexual organizations."
Come on, Pepsi. Be the Switzerland of soft drinks in the Gay War.
In particular, the AFA decried PepsiCo's donations to groups that funded the effort against California's Proposition 8 last year. The AFA said PepsiCo gave $500,000 to the Human Rights Campaign, which had worked to defeat Proposition 8.
Wow. Pepsi is such a fucked up company, wanting people to have equal rights and shit.
The Pepsi boycott seems to be having some effect within the Christian conservative community. Last month, the Westboro Baptist Church, of "God hates fags" fame, protested in downtown Atlanta with signs that read "God Hates Diet Pepsi."
That is the greatest sign of all time. You guys win.
Last month, Bell Shoals Baptist, a mega-church in Brandon, Florida, removed its Pepsi vending machines and replaced them with Coke machines.
OH SNAP. You guys totally win!

3 comments:

Casey said...

Huh. I don't even like Pepsi - I prefer Dr. Pepper - but I have this sudden urge to go out and buy several cases of Pepsi products now.

André said...

"culture war"? what the fuck?!?!? there is a war?? holy shit, i did not know that.
and the gays are the enemy? GOD DAMN IT!!!
i better get my aids retrovirals ready just in case a group or neon-pink camouflaged faggots bust into my house and blitzkrieg my ass.

i dont get it.culture war? for fucks sake. and of all things, against fags??
i mean, yeah, i would fight for my right to call them fags and niggas just because i'm to lazy to say some big word like homossexual or african-american , but fuck (no pun intended)...culture war??
the only culture war that should be goin on should be between this generation, and the previous one..you know..the one that fucked things up and still tries to tell us what to do..

they dont like cock to cock sexy time?? and they dont like some pussy rubbing pussy? do these people know they themselfs have cock and cunt??do they go to the toilet with latex gloves just because they hate their genitalia?

Anonymous said...

Why did they protest Pepsi in downtown Atlanta? It's the home city of Coca-Cola (I'm a native). I mean... most people will sneer at you in Atlanta if you offer them a Pepsi. I would. Seriously.