Oct 7, 2009

RIght Wing Tardsplosion!

Sometimes it all comes out at once. That's what happened to Representative Louie Gohmert of Texas last night. Louie was having a difficult time dealing with what was happening in the House during a special session convened to urge the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell. If that were to happen, well, homos running amok and whatnot, which leads to Hitler.

GOHMERT: If you’re oriented toward animals, bestiality, then, you know, that’s not something that can be used, held against you or any bias be held against you for that. Which means you’d have to strike any laws against bestiality, if you’re oriented toward corpses, toward children, you know, there are all kinds of perversions, [...] pedophiles or necrophiliacs or what most would say is perverse sexual orientations but the trouble is, we made amendments to eliminate pedophiles from being included in the definition. [...] But people have always been willing to give up their liberties, their freedoms in order to gain economic stability. It happened in 1920 and 1930’s. Germany gave up their liberties to gain economic stability and they got a little guy with a mustache, who was the ultimate hate monger. And this is scary stuff we’re doing here when we take away what has traditionally been an important aspect of moral teaching in America.
Open with a little animal fucking, crank that shit up to boy fucking, add a dash of dead guy banging and that, obviously, leads one to Hitler. Now you know your history.

Another day of calm, rational debate by Republicans in Congress.


Anonymous said...

I'm doing my post grad studies on Nazi Germany and I have to say that guy missed the point (that I think he was trying to make). Which brings me to my second point, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING. I'm not 100% sure because it would appear that he can't construct a coherent argument however he appears to argue against himself several times. Anyway the GOP, the embodiment of Goodwin rule.

André said...

just paint the fucker yellow and call him "yellow bastard"

pagnaet said...

Never mind the fact Texas produced an ACTUAL Hitler, but youll never hear anyone say that, not in these parts.