Hatch Tackles The Big Issues

Say what you want about Senator Orrin Hatch, but he isn't scared to take on the tough issues facing America.

A senator whose undefeated home state school was bypassed for the college football national championship last season urged President Obama Wednesday to ask the Justice Department to investigate the Bowl Championship Series, citing Obama's own concerns about the way the top team is crowned in building a case for action.

Seriously. Drop everything. There's a problem with football.

Mr. President, as you have publicly stated on multiple occasions, the BCS system is in dire need of reform," Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, said in a 10-page letter to Obama calling for an antitrust probe of the BCS.

Ten pages. TEN FUCKING PAGES.

I guess that's what Mormonistan cares about.