Sep 3, 2009

How Can We Lose Oklahoma?

Maybe if we tell Oklahoma we'll meet 'em around back, then take off in the Buick. By the time they figure it out (2035) we'll be long gone.

It's only a matter of time before someone starts killin' with a Senator like this.
Inhofe says Obama is doing such a bad job, he's not sure the country will last long enough for when the next Congress is sworn in, in January 2011.

"Every institution that has made this country the greatest nation in the world is under attack," said Inhofe.

Maybe we should build a moat around the EPA, just in case.

And regarding Guantanamo Bay, Inhofe said: "I don't know why President Obama is obsessed with turning terrorists loose in America."

Just like I don't know why you can't read.

If your elected leader is that crazy, you really have no chance.


Bob................................................. said...

I do feel that it is a bit unfair to lump all of Oklacoma into the category of right wing psycho Dave.

Truly liberal thinking is never going to reign here because of this state's religious influences, however it doesn't stop the few of us that actually do have the capacity for uncommon thought from taking jabs at our pro birther/anti pot, christ nazi, politicians.

At least one person from Oklahomo can appreciate your writing. Keep up the good work.

Shawn said...

I'm from Oklahoma, too, and I LOATHE Inhoffe and Sally Kern - they're making this state look horrible!

Dave Anthony said...

I apologize. Why don't you guys leave, then we can eject the state after you go.

pagnaet said...

Ah, the Republican fear machine hard at work.

Astolphe said...

After the evacuation of all the intelligent people from Oklahoma I think we should just annex Oklahoma to Texas and just jettison the whole thing.

libhom said...

Astolphe: I'm all for getting rid of Texas.

Bob said...

There's things that I would miss. It's almost like the opposition is a reason for actually staying. Fighting the good fight for cannabis users here is a reason, I believe med-pot is something worth getting behind. It's the last piece of the puzzle for a liberal majority.