World's Biggest Douche Nominee

Kenneth Gladney, 38, is from St. Louis. He's also one of the dumbest assholes on the face of the Earth. Two days ago, Kenny went to a St. Louis town hall meeting to scream about Obama's socialist health care plan. Things didn't go so well and he got into a fight with some union members.

The group claims union members attacked the politically conservative Gladney at the event two days earlier. But members of the union, which supports the president’s health care plan, say Gladney initiated the fight.

Huh. That sounds like a fight. Sadly, Kenny was injured. And now he's protesting being injured.

Backers of Kenneth Gladney, 38, of St. Louis, gathered Saturday at the offices of the Service Employees International Union for an event organized by the pro-limited government Tea Party coalition.


On Saturday, Gladney sat in a wheelchair, his knee bandaged, holding a flag that read: “Don’t Tread on Me.” Others who gathered at the union offices held signs with a slightly different version of the message: “Don’t Tread on Kenny.”

Okay, but I'm going to laugh at Kenny because "Don't Tread on Kenny" is spectacularly retarded. And yet, it's not as spectacularly retarded as this:

Brown told the crowd that Gladney is accepting donations toward his medical expenses. Gladney told reporters he was laid off recently and has no health insurance.

My mind just exploded and I shit my pants. I also just shit your pants.

Kenny Gladney: Everything that is wrong with America.