When God Goes Batshit Crazy

All I have to so is, "Please." Oh, sweet Jesus, please make this happen.

Michele Bachmann was asked if she would ever run for President.

"If I felt that's what the Lord was calling me to do, I would do it," she answered. "When I have sensed that the Lord is calling me to do something, I've said yes to it. But I will not seek a higher office if God is not calling me to do it. That's really my standard. "If I am called to serve in that realm I would serve," she concluded, "but if I am not called, I wouldn't do it."

That is a really good standard. Does he call on the phone?