Aug 23, 2009

Please Return The Baby Jesus Head

No questions asked, just give us back the head of the baby Jesus.
Police are looking for the people who stole the head of baby Jesus off a marble statue at a church in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin.
Cut to: College student waking up, hung over beyond reason, looking at the severed head of the baby Jesus lying on his floor, with a cigarette hanging out of its mouth.

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