Aug 4, 2009

Now It's Serious

Chuck Norris jumps on board the Birther Stage Coach to Sadville.
I’m writing you because this is no longer a matter merely about proving you meet a presidential prerequisite in the Constitution. Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision that is enabling the “birther” controversy. The nation you are called to lead is experiencing a growing swell of conspirators who are convinced that you are covering up something. So why not just prove them wrong and shut them up?

I agree with CNN’s Lou Dobbs, who was chastised by his own media outlet for demanding the release of your original birth certificate. Why was that such a bad request? We certainly know why Jon Klein, the president of CNN/U.S., thought it was a bad idea. He previously declared that CNN researchers had determined that your 1961 birth certificate no longer exists.
Chuck, the tight skin on your face freaks me out. Seriously, how old are you?

That's really all I have to say about this.

1 comment:

André said...

next up, Sly's coments on the latest advancements on human genome research