Jul 3, 2009

Female George Bush Free!

Oh, thank the sweet Lord. Now Sarah Palin can roam the country blessing us with her sweet blessings.

Gov. Sarah Palin will resign her office in a few weeks, she said during a news conference at her Wasilla home Friday morning.

Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will be inaugurated at the Governor's Picnic at the end of the month, Palin said.

There was no immediate word as to why she will resign, though speculation has been rampant that the former vice presidential candidate is gearing up for a run at the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.

Dare I say this is the greatest thing, ever? She now has the awesome resume of not completing one term as governor. How can you not want her to be president?


Anonymous said...

Sweet screaming monkeys, the hypocriscy hurts my face. She spent about as long as Governor as our current President did as a Senator.

Seriously, at least have the good sense to make sure your snarkiness isn't overlooking any really conspicuous, embarrassing facts. You're like Jon Stewart with Down Syndrome.

Dave Anthony said...

Um, hey retard, the current President quit his job after WINNING THE PRESIDENCY. Sarah just quit her job to BE A LADY IN ALASKA.

See the difference, you half wit. Come up with a decent argument because you're embarrassing yourself.