Jindal Celebrates Idiots

Big day in the south. First vaginas get the southern treatment and now the youngins brains is gettin' it.

Gov. Bobby Jindal approved legislation Thursday creating a new public school curriculum with lowered academic standards, waving aside objections from education advocates who say the change will produce high school graduates who lack basic English and math skills.

Originally, this legislation was going to be called, "Ah, fuck it," but they thought that might send the wrong message. Look, accepting your state is full of morons is not the worst thing in the world. Would you ask a chimp to read Moby Dick? No, you wouldn't. Jindal knows that.

The South will rule again. Fo sho.