Jul 10, 2009

David Brooks is a 12-Year-Old Girl

David Brooks accidentally told a titillating story about a Republican Senator on MSNBC today.
BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.


BROOKS: I can only imagine what happens to you guys.

O’DONNELL: Sorry, who was that?

BROOKS: I’m not telling you, I’m not telling you.
Yeah, why would you want to tell anyone that? It's only one of the greatest stories of all time.

Oh, and you can actually take dudes hand off your thigh. You're not a scared 12-year-old girl sitting next to your weird uncle at Christmas, so it's cool to say, "Get your fucking hand off my junk."

Oh, and it was very near the junk. A perv hand doesn't just sit there quietly for an entire dinner. It moves about, creeps around and does some stroking.


Anonymous said...

To be fair, David Brooks has lovely thighs.

David Brook said...

You see, I thought that was a personal attack until I checked the name again.