BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.Yeah, why would you want to tell anyone that? It's only one of the greatest stories of all time.
BROOKS: I can only imagine what happens to you guys.
O’DONNELL: Sorry, who was that?
BROOKS: I’m not telling you, I’m not telling you.
Oh, and you can actually take dudes hand off your thigh. You're not a scared 12-year-old girl sitting next to your weird uncle at Christmas, so it's cool to say, "Get your fucking hand off my junk."
Oh, and it was very near the junk. A perv hand doesn't just sit there quietly for an entire dinner. It moves about, creeps around and does some stroking.