Dec 15, 2008

Okay God, Go Ahead And Destroy Dubai

Dubai is officially the most heinous place on Earth. Yes, even worse than Scott Stapp's taint.
The world's first refrigerated beach is to be built at a luxury hotel in Dubai so the filthy rich holidaymakers don't burn their feet on the scalding hot sand.
Mother nature, can't fool, blah blah blah. Man's battle with nature always ends in a loss. This will be no different.
The revolutionary beach will sit next to the new Palazzo Versace hotel and will include a system of heat-absorbing pipes built under the sand and giant wind blowers, designed to keep tourists cool in the searing 40-50C heat.

Soheil Abedian, president of Palazzo Versace, said: 'We will suck the heat out of the sand to keep it cool enough to lie on. This is the kind of luxury that top people want.'

A source added: 'The super rich want pure luxury. They don't want to walk on scalding sand.'
I will sit and root for a tsunami.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who would want to live there. It would be funny to see some natural disaster distroying the city.

Yahya said...

Haters gonna hate... and the ignorant are gonna post a lot of shit on the web. One of the many who have never been to the UAE, but just reads the press releases and the articles on the latest development and turn all green eyed.

Believe it or not, but the majority of people who make a living in Dubai are not 'super rich', just regular every day folk.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Anonymous. Who wants to live in country without law under a tribal dictatorship! Buildings do not create human rights!