Dec 15, 2008

Obama Hates God, Has A Huge Boner For Trees and Shit

Well, Obama clearly has everything backwards.
Obama made his "green team" official: Steven Chu, a physics Nobel laureate, is his new energy secretary. Carol Browner, the former head of the Environmental Protection Agency, is the head of a new policy council to coordinate climate, environment and energy issues. And Lisa Jackson, the chief of staff for New Jersey's governor, is head of the EPA.

"My administration will value science," Obama said, in what sounded like a pointed reference to his predecessor. "We will make decisions based on facts."

Wow. Why don't you just whip it out and pee on the baby Jesus?

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