Dec 1, 2008

Finally, Internet You Can't Jerk Off To

This is the most disturbing news I have ever read.
Bush Federal Communications Commission Chairman Kevin Martin is still considering a proposal to create a free, porn-free internet according to today's Wall Street Journal:
Like a human without bones. Good old Floppy Kincaid, flopping around, totally useless.
The proposal to allow a no-smut, free wireless Internet service is part of a proposal to auction off a chunk of airwaves. The winning bidder would be required to set aside a quarter of the airwaves for a free Internet service. The winner could establish a paid service that would have a fast wireless Internet connection. The free service could be slower and would be required to filter out pornography and other material not suitable for children.
Mmmm. Slow no porn internet. Yum.

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