Dec 1, 2008

Conservatives Open A New Bag Of Douche

Well, there was a new terrorist attack and, once again, conservatives have the answer. More guns, better people.

This post should be read in conjunction with the one immediately below. It describes a microcosm of India's failure to defend itself aggressively against Islamic terrorism.

Yeah, here we go. Some asshole at a keyboard, who has never experienced a threatening situation in his life, is about to get all John Wayne on Pakistan.

If Mr. D'Souza ever wants to emigrate to the United States, we'll take him.

Fuck yeah, we will. Because nobody has ever died at the hands of crazy gunmen in America.

I wondered earlier today how a mere ten terrorists could bring a city of 19 million to a standstill.

They didn't. It was two hotels and one Jewish center.

Here in the U.S., I don't think it would happen.

That's because you're an idiot.

I think we have armed security guards who know how to use their weapons, supplemented by an unknown number of private citizens who are armed and capable of returning fire.

The vast majority of our security guards would book, you fucking idiot. Mostly because the $7 an hour they make isn't worth dying for. But also because they are not as highly trained as the terrorists were. And finally because they would know that awesome dudes like you would take care of the terrorists - from your mighty keyboard.

The Indian experience shows it is vitally important that this continue to be the case. This is a matter of culture as much as, or more than, a matter of laws.

Right. There are no bad asses in Pakistan, only cowards.

We should take conservative bloggers like this asshole, glue a gun to their hands and drop them in Northwestern Pakistan. Let them take care of America's problems.

But odds are they would wet their pants, like the cowards they are.

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