Oct 9, 2008

The World Is Upside Down

I don't know what is happening. The Democratic candidates for president and vice president are calling the Republican candidate a pussy.

Biden:
"All of the things they said about Barack Obama in the TV, on the TV, at their rallies, and now on YouTube ... John McCain could not bring himself to look Barack Obama in the eye and say the same things to him ... In my neighborhood, when you've got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye and you say it to him."
Obama:
"I am surprised that, you know, we've been seeing some pretty over the top attacks coming out of the McCain campaign over the last several days, that he wasn't willing to say it to my face."
Um...McCain, you've just been called a bitch by the Democrats. What you gonna do, tough guy? Crash a plane?

6 comments:

TheGigaShadow said...

All right, McCain... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it!

Anonymous said...

ah nice. now they can really let loose with all the acorn, ayers,rezko and preacher stuff. should be fun!

Kristian said...

I love it - the anonymous guy had to say they can bring up the "acorn, ayers, rezko, and preacher stuff.." hahahah guess what? it's been bought up for senate in 2004, during the primaries a few times, and now once again - guess what? It won't work!!

Bring it!

John McCain said...

GODDAMNIT I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW! A FVCKING JUNIOR SENATOR GIVING ME THE RUNAROUND BECAUSE MY ATTACKS AREN'T WORKING?! Sarah better get her act together and deal with this terrorist. Because certainly that guy is going to win if I don't get Bush to declare martial law.

By the way I am a Bush supporter and will drive this country into the ground because I HAVE AN ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEM AND A WARMONGERING RACIST.

Merrycricket said...

Amazingly telltale signs of someone who is socially dysfunctional. Not acknowledging Barack, not shaking his hand, not looking him in the eye when speaking to him. Then attacking him with a smear campaign and lies. Not the kind of person I want representing me and my interests and certainly not the person to be handling our more delicate foreign affairs.

Anonymous said...

Folks, it isn't McCain's fault...give him a break. He just really, really, really wants to be President, and he'll be damned if some piss-ant Junior Senator is going to get in his way this time around.