Right Winger Can't Sell Alternate Universe Book

Hugh Hewitt, who could be the dumbest right winger alive, has been trying to sell a book to publishers without success. Now, I can't think of a reason How Sarah Palin Won the Election ... and Saved America hasn't been purchased yet.

"The idea was to tell the story behind the effect that Sarah Palin has had on this election and how it is and why it is that she has basically turned the election around for McCain and why it is that she is resonating with so many people in the country," he said. "The intent was to finish the book by a week after the election, and to have it out before the inauguration."

It's a great idea. No flaws in this plan.

"The book obviously presumed [a McCain-Palin victory]."

OH. Shit, I didn't pick up on that.