Oct 7, 2008

Right Wing Acceptance

For those of you who don't know, David Zucker made a right wing comedy movie. From all accounts, it sounds shockingly pathetic. Even the right wing thought it was lame.
The New York Post's Lou Lumenick railed against the film's toilet humor and fat jokes, blasted a "spectacularly tasteless scene" in which George Washington (played by Jon Voight) gives Moore a tour of the World Trade Center rubble, and concludes that even Moore's "Sicko" is "far funnier than anything in this desperately laughless farce." The Washington Times wasn't much better, saying that "we're asked to chuckle at routine slapstick far beneath Zucker's best work" that is "all handled with the subtlety of an Ann Coulter column."
It made the same amount as Bill Maher's Religulous, but was on three times as many screens. So, what's a right wing idiot like Zucker to do? How about creating a web page to investigate out how all those tickets people bought for his movie disappeared?
Please check your ticket. If you were in fact one of those people that were "mistakenly" sold a ticket for another movie please fill out the form below. Hold on to your ticket so we can have proof.

If you have noticed other irregularities with the theatres in your area please let us know in the comment section below. For instance, Rated R film rating (when in fact we are rated PG-13), posters not being up, not being listed on the marquee, image or focus problems, sound issues, etc.

Please email us a picture of your ticket stub to fraud@americancarol.com

Why don't you investigate why you are an idiot?

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