Oct 7, 2008

Finally, Good NewsFrom The Financial Sector

The CEO of Lehman Brothers was decked and knocked unconscious in a gym.
“From two very senior sources – one incredibly senior source – that he went to the gym after … Lehman was announced as going under. He was on a treadmill with a heart monitor on. Someone was in the corner, pumping iron and he walked over and he knocked him out cold. And frankly after having watched this, I’d have done the same too.”
"This," was the CEO on TV blaming everyone for the crisis but himself. Um, wasn't there a security camera in that gym? Please? Wanna see CEO get punched in face. Now.

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