Sep 2, 2008
World's Biggest Douchebag Nominee
Every once in a while you come across someone who clearly does not know what they are. In this case, the offender is a comedy hack of the highest order. I'd like to intoduce you to Craig Mazin. You may know him from his work on Superhero Movie (written by and directed), Scary Movie 4 (screenplay & story) and Scary Movie 3 (written by).
I am as amazed as you that a "story" credit was given for one of the Scary Movies.
Mazin is a severly deluded individual who was constantly attempting to undercut the writer's guild strike last year. How do I know Mazin is severaly deluded? Well, he has his very own website, The Artful Writer. Yes, you read that correctly. Some amazing Hollywood hack, who has written a few of the worst movies of the past 50 years, had the gall to create a website called The Artful Writer.
The difference between guys like me and Mazin, is that I would become violently ill if I ever attempted to write the vacant tripe that is produced in his brain. That's why he gets the big bucks. Stupidity is a valued commodity in Hollywood.
He is the epitome of everything that is wrong with Hollywood. Today, Stop All Monsters salutes him for his amazing success and denial of self, despite all the evidence.
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