Finally, Lindsey Lohan Breaks It Down For Palin

I've been sitting around wondering what in the hell Lindsey Lohan thinks Sarah Palin should do now and I've finally received my answer. Lohan was kind enough to blog on her MySpace page and she gave Sarah some tips.

Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.

Wise beyond her years.

I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter's pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin's views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what

Totally. Reporters were like, "What do you think about Iraq?" And Sarah was all, "My daughters got a baby up in her womb."

Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.

Oh, that's a smashing idea. Like when you were drunk and on coke and stole that car and chased your ex-assistant down. Wait, I think I picked the wrong analogy.

On another note-the last note- i heard a woman say on TODAY on NBC that teens are feeling as if they have to grow up faster. Really? Because, i think that girls that are CHOOSING to be sexually active and are making a conscious decision to grow up faster..... I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren't protecting themselves (birth control, condoms, etc.)

Um. First of all, that's not "another note." You are now discussing the thing you told Palin to move away from, you know, the distracting stuff. Also there's not really a difference between your opinion and the woman's opinion on the Today show. And as far as kids protecting themselves: Word. (That is something we old people said when we agreed with you, back in the day)

You've been Lohaned, motherfuckers.