Osama bin Laden Not Actually All That Bad

Turns out, he's a second banana, at least according to White House spokeswoman Dana Perino

Q But Osama bin Laden is the one that — you keep talking about his lieutenants, and, yes, they are very important, but Osama bin Laden was the mastermind of 9/11 –

PERINO: No, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the mastermind of 9/11, and he’s sitting in jail right now.

Um. Wait. But, we....Um. You could have told us this seven years ago. And thanks for catching the "mastermind" of 9/11.

Turns out Bush is fucking awesome!