McCain is Losing His Mind

Ah, remember the good old days, when we had a president with Alzheimer's, who thought trees caused pollution? Well, the Republicans yearn for those days so much they are attempting to elect another mentally deteriorated old man. Grandpa Old did an interview with CBS. It was great the way his answers sometimes had nothing to do with the questions.

[REPORTER] "Well, you say you're sure she has the experience, but again, I'm just asking for an example," Caldwell said. "What experience does she have in the field of national security?"

[MCCAIN] "Energy. She knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States of America. She's a governor of a state where 20% of America's energy supply comes from there. And we all know that energy is a critical and vital national security issue. We've got to stop sending $700 billion of American money to countries that don't like us very much. She's very well versed on that issue."And, uh, she also happens to represent, be governor of a state that's right next to Russia. She understands Russia."

So, this is nap time, I guess? Grandpa need some sleepy? "Sir, what do you think should be the long term plan for Iraq?" "I'm going to eat pudding and make a basket."

The headline of the CBS story...

McCain Still Struggling With The Basics

Ouch. "The basics" means learning how to use the toilet, where I'm from. The debates are going to be horrifying.