That's my rough estimate, anyway. From the stories I am reading, GOP men around the country released upwards of 3200 gallons of semen during and after Palin's speech.
"She is so hot and filled with hate. I've never seen a more perfect woman," said GOP party member Glenn Richards.
Were it not for the shots of the downs syndrome baby, many believe the amount of released sperm could have doubled.
It took me a few minutes to get it back after that. And the girl licking her hand, then rubbing the baby's head was a huge boner kill. Also the shots of McCain's mother were...troubling. I'd like to see the camera just stay on Sarah from now on.
Authorities are concerned about a rush on toilet paper and Kleenex, saying rationing may be necessary. RNC leaders asked the faithful to use socks in the future.
Let's just try to keep level heads here. We realize Sarah is some serious eye candy and she loves the war, but we are going to need your help with the TP situation over the next two months.
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