PETA Wants To Make Sea World Horrible

Hey, here's an idea. Buy Sea World and get rid of all the animals. Does that mean Sea World would be closed? Not if you're a complete moron.

Forget about freeing just Willy. An animal-rights group says a supporter wants to buy one or more SeaWorlds from the theme parks' soon-to-be new owner so it can free all the animals, even killer whales.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says an undisclosed donor wants to buy at least one SeaWorld park, then free the animals and replace them with virtual-reality or animatronic displays.

Hey kids, do you want to go to Sea World and see a animatronic dolphin? Just like the kind that swim around in the ocean, but totally fake? No?

This is why God created the word PETARDS.