Aug 26, 2008

McCain Tries To Get Wife Killed


I'm not sure there's any other way to interpret this story. John McCain is attempting to lose his wife to death by sending her into a war zone.
Cindy McCain, wife of Sen. John McCain, is headed to the Republic of Georgia, where tensions between the government and Russia have sparked international concern and have become an issue on the presidential campaign trail.

Um. What the fuck? I know the best way to show your wife how much you love her is to send her to a war zone. My wife is going to Kashmir later this year.

McCain spokeswoman Jill Hazelbaker confirmed Cindy McCain is enroute to the nation and said she is visiting as part of the World Food Program. She said she will meet with Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili and visit with wounded Georgian soldiers.


Man, that will be awesome for them. Imagine sitting in your hospital bed in Georgia, with your leg stump healing, when some rich American woman you've never heard of saunters in, her gems glittering and her creepy, tight plastic surgery face smiling, and says "hello." How awesome would that be? It's like a blessing from the baby Jesus!

File under: Self important, inappropriate douchebaggery.

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