Diebold: Oh, Yeah, Our Shit Doesn't Actually Work

Diebold came clean the other day, when they admitted their voting machines are giant, steaming turds designed to throw elections.

Diebold has admitted that their tabulator software, known as GEMS, and used all across the country, in at least 34 states, does not count votes correctly.

Whatever. I mean, their only function is to count votes, so that's not too bad, right

It actually loses votes, by not counting them at all, yet gives the system administrator no indication that the votes were not counted. Instead, it tells them that all votes have been counted correctly. This bug has been in Diebold's software --- where it remains to this day-- for years.

Luckily for America, Lou Dobbs is on the case, which means this will be blamed on Mexicans.

Sorry, Mexicans!