McCain Only Had One House When He Was In 'Nam, Bitch

So, looks like the McCain campaign has a response to his not knowing how many houses he owns.

"This is a guy who lived in one house for five and a half years -- in prison," spokesman Brian Rogers told the Washington Post.

BOOM! KA-FUCKING-POW! BLAM! BOFF!

Take that you non-POW liberal fuck. John McCain doesn't have to know how many houses he owns, because he was in a Vietcong prison for five and a half years. As a matter of fact, McCain doesn't even have to know what his wife's name is, or the laws of our country, hell, McCain can rape every dog in America if he wants - because he was a fucking POW, you hippie.